Just Laughter

Today’s laughter is not directly FROM the Bible… they are more accurately jokes about Biblical things. (Don’t worry… this won’t be a repeated. Maybe…)

Question: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Answer: Noah -- he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Question: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

Answer: Pharaoh's daughter -- she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little profit. Oops. That should read "prophet".

Question: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Answer: Ruth-less.

Question: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

Answers:

- Yahweh drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury (an automobile produced by Plymouth from 1955 to 1989).

- Israel's Triumph (a British automobile produced from 1921 to 1984) could be heard after the death of Goliath (2 Samuel 17:52, New Living Translation).

- Acts 2:12 says Jesus' followers "were all in one Accord," a car produced by Honda.

- God may favor Dodge pickup trucks since the Israelites were warned not to follow Moses up on the mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast." -- Exodus 19:13

- 2 Corinthians 4:8 describes a group traveling in a classic Volkswagen Bug: "We are hard pressed on every side."

Ok… I’ll stop.